By Walt Hickey Clif Snack conglomerate Mondelēz has purchased Clif Bar & Company for $2.9 billion, adding the snack bar brand to a line of products that currently includes Oreo, Ritz and Triscuit. If Mondelēz’s process of purchasing Clif Bar is anything like my personal process when I buy a Clif Bar, presumably they originally just wanted a snack or something, then almost went for a cookie but wanted to go for something a little healthier, then almost grabbed something actually healthy but decided they wanted something that still was a treat, and eventually settled on something with approximately the same nutritional value of a cookie but with the vague aesthetic of being healthy: Clif Bar.
Numlock News: June 21, 2022 • Shipwreck, Treasure, Internal Revenue Service
The sunken seafood restaurant, as a habitat for fishes, is a delicious irony. I think I’ll have a lobster roll to celebrate it in fact.